Thursday, November 20, 2008

November 20, 2008 -- I HEART NENE


So much drama, so little time. The Hotlanta edition of Bravo's Real Housewives is coming to an end next week with the reunion show. Yes, video editing can work magic, but blogosphere never lies. Rumor has it that Range Rovers, bling and 'death in Dior' may have come to an end in some of those homes. Apparently, Big Poppa left Kim (possibly after he heard her sing and realized that she wasn't a worthy investment after all.) Now she is in the process of selling her home and finding the next sugar daddy.

Nene, Queens' finest and my fave of the Hotlanta bunch (by far the only one I would want to hang out with,) has scaled down her fabu lifestyle, downsized (maybe because the economy hit the real estate market or maybe because her son left for college,) and now resides in a smaller townhome. Her husband was, after all, a real estate developer, and that is not as fab as it once was. So foreclosure or not, she is not rolling it anymore. Good news is that she may be getting her own spin-off on Bravo. I hope her gay husband is on it (he was my favorite housewife ever!)It might be funny, if edited right.

Lisa Wu's hubby got cut from the Raiders (but isn't that what she wanted anyway, for him to stop playing and retire?) I slept on Lisa through this season, but all of her drama hit the web after the show premiered. She was married to Keith Sweat, she has three kids and not one, she filed for bankruptcy in 2007... Fine, she had some skeletons, who doesn't? Supposedly, Kim has a restraining order against her now.

Speaking of Kim. This girl is full of contradictions. She was sleeping with a married dude (that's all over the Internet now,) yet claiming to be engaged to him. Dumped by Big Poppa and by Dallas Austin, Kim may actually be forced to abandon her weaves and reveal her natural hair.

While Sheree was busy trying to squeeze out seven figures out of her ex husband, she forgot to squeeze out clothes for her 'oh so fabulous' clothing line. And Mychael Knight? He was my favorite on Project Runway and now that has been ruined. Sheree is rumored to have a 23-year old daughter who she introduces to everyone as her "close friend." Wrong and kinda gross.

The Snows might be the only ones (except Big Poppa) on the show with actual money. The overall lack of any friendly vibes among the ladies made the show a bit fake. I mean, aren't these people supposed to be friends in Atlanta's high society? Anyway, DeShawn kept it diplomatic when talking about other women from the show. Why wouldn't she? Her contract is guaranteed.

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