As it turns out, Jesus is not that hard to find. Perhaps Jehovah's witnesses should replace their nice old ladies in attempt to save our souls through Brazilian male models.
He is 22, she is pushing 50. She could have had him for a son, or, perhaps a grandson, since his actual grandmother is not much older than her. Some of us are disgusted, some are amused, most don't really care about skinny old rich people who take in humans for pets.
I wasn't bothered by Madonna's age: yeah, it's icky, but Demi / Ashton totally buffered my attitude toward May-December romances. Now, the kid's mother is only 36, 14 years younger than Madonna. That means she gave birth at 14. According to this piece, she is a devout Evangelical Christian, who is outraged by her son's actions. Something is fishy. Firstly, her age group makes up Madonna's prime audience. Secondly, Madge's fan base in other countries is uber huge -- we have seen people sell their family heirlooms in exchange for concert tickets. Thidly, can you be a devout Christian and 'go all the way' at 13? Finally, Jesus Pinto da Luz wasn't a virgin, as he left "a trail of ex-girlfriends" behind, so does it make any difference who his new lady friend is? Given the potential of this relationship, Cristiane Regina da Silva should be jumping for joy knowing that her son finally hit it big.
Even if his modelling career were to take off, we still would not have known his name. How many male models can you name? The dude who is dating Halle Berry, the dude who is dating Cameron Diaz, and Tyson Beckford -- the dude who hosts a reality show about models. Otherwise, they are no more than a lower abdomen shot on a billboard on the corner of East Houston and Lafayette. Lucky for Jesus, his situation may actually result in something measurable.
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