Season 12 of America's Next Top Model started last week. Cycle 12 of praising Tyra for everything she has given the world of modeling, also know as Tyraland -- truly, the ONLY world worth living in. I missed it (How dare I??) Had to catch up via blogs and online video bits... and this year is gonna be TOTALLY different... NOT
Like its predecessors, the new season guarantees a plethora of Tyrantics, a collection of odd-looking girls who are never to be seen again as well as an 'inside look' to a bunch of so-called 'real fashion' photo shoots filled with trapeze artistry, animals untamed by Siegfried and Roy as well as possible cuts of swine made into bikinis. May I have the tenderloin two-piece in a 4, please?
Nevertheless, Tyra's outrageousness continues to pump up the level of crazy. This year, she is opening the door to the uglies. After all, in Tyraland, models are not supposed to be pretty. In fact, Tyra doesn't care what they look like, as long as they don't look better than her. If you want your doze of pretty from ANTM, then you best be looking at Da Hostess. To please you, the pretty-seeker, TB will also be providing a retrospect of her modeling career via re-touched photographs and such. Long live the king!
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